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Prawn		Posted: Saturday, October 11, 2008 10:11:31 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 12/23/2007 Posts: 987		Greenhouse gasses arn't causing global warming. Martin Skrtel was cold and told Mother Nature to warm the fu.cking earth up or else.
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Axle		Posted: Saturday, October 11, 2008 10:22:53 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 10/21/2007 Posts: 1,741 Location: Your Mother's House		The Zohan doesn't mess with Martin Skrtel.
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Chelsea4Lyf		Posted: Saturday, October 11, 2008 10:24:38 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 12/28/2007 Posts: 6,330		Axle wrote: The Zohan doesn't mess with Martin Skrtel. neither does the phantom (i think thats the others guys name)
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t_dogga#11		Posted: Saturday, October 11, 2008 10:29:06 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 11/20/2007 Posts: 4,333 Location: melbourne		Chelsea4Lyf wrote: just no can we get a banning here? haha i love it. Skrtel has licked he's elbow....... twice
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straughnies.mum		Posted: Saturday, October 11, 2008 11:27:53 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 3/23/2008 Posts: 143		wwow craig johnston made a funny thread for once im not gonna bag his mum out
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IamMartin		Posted: Saturday, October 11, 2008 11:45:51 PM
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Member Joined: 7/7/2008 Posts: 61 Location: The Shire		i've been living underneath a rock for a while but am i right in saying that Skrtel is the new Norris?
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ninja's_apprentice		Posted: Saturday, October 11, 2008 11:55:06 PM
Rank: Member Groups: Member Joined: 6/28/2007 Posts: 30		The Large Hadron Collider is powered by Martin Srktel slide tackles
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Alitis of footy		Posted: Sunday, October 12, 2008 1:56:21 AM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 9/24/2007 Posts: 2,565		martin skrtel stole the declaration of independence and used it as a napkin
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Mighty Crow Army		Posted: Sunday, October 12, 2008 1:59:07 AM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 10/3/2007 Posts: 6,188 Location: Adelaide!		E = Martin Skrtel²
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M A R T Y		Posted: Sunday, October 12, 2008 11:14:35 AM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 4/13/2008 Posts: 654 Location: Sydney		omg this is a heading for an article on liverpoolfc.tv: THOMMO: I JUST LOVE MARTIN SKRTEL It's spreading.... Link
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Prawn		Posted: Sunday, October 12, 2008 7:53:40 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 12/23/2007 Posts: 987		Angelina married Brad because Martin Skrtel said no.
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straughnies.mum		Posted: Sunday, October 12, 2008 8:18:28 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 3/23/2008 Posts: 143		E = Martin Skrtel is a gay cunt and jew²
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Prawn		Posted: Sunday, October 12, 2008 8:25:13 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 12/23/2007 Posts: 987		straughnies.mum wrote: E = Martin Skrtel is a gay cunt and jew² What was the thought process? Something like "Nah, this won't get me banned". Actually there probably was no thought process at all.
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Chelsea4Lyf		Posted: Sunday, October 12, 2008 8:27:04 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 12/28/2007 Posts: 6,330		straughnies.mum wrote: E = Martin Skrtel is a gay cunt and jew² prepare to be slide tackled
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El Nino		Posted: Monday, October 13, 2008 3:12:16 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 6/4/2008 Posts: 2,377 Location: The Kop End		Martin Skrtel is the cause of the sub-prime crisis.
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a_F_c		Posted: Monday, October 13, 2008 5:47:10 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 6/11/2007 Posts: 2,294 Location: Brissy		Martin Skrtel shot the sheriff. He also slide tackled the deputy
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Prawn		Posted: Monday, October 13, 2008 10:13:20 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 12/23/2007 Posts: 987		Martin Skrtel invented the caesarean birth when he slide tackled his way out of his mothers womb.
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El Nino		Posted: Monday, October 13, 2008 10:14:53 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 6/4/2008 Posts: 2,377 Location: The Kop End		Prawn wrote: Martin Skrtel invented the caesarean birth when he slide tackled his way out of his mothers womb. LOL that's brilliance.
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Chelsea4Lyf		Posted: Monday, October 13, 2008 10:17:16 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 12/28/2007 Posts: 6,330		haha his poor mother imagine when skrtel was kicking
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Kopite		Posted: Tuesday, October 14, 2008 10:19:12 PM
Rank: Sports Guru Groups: Member Joined: 6/20/2007 Posts: 1,530 Location: .... too close to Manchester		Lar Skrtel , whooaah, Lar Skrtel , whoooah, He'll go to Serbia, And murder Nemanja, Lar Skrtel whoooaah Sung in the pubs in response to Uniteds chant about Vidic. Great stuff.
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