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One time Skrtel made a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it. But then he ate it anyway.
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martin skrtel is allowed to talk about fight club.
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ok, made up one here:
martin skrtel IS sub of the day
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El Nino wrote:martin skrtel is allowed to talk about fight club. lol i love that one fight club is the best movie ever
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best one ever
Why does dirk kuyt never stop running?
Because Martin Skrtel is after him
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martin skrtel once beat the sun in a staring contest.
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Martin Skrtel can touch MC Hammer.
Martin Skrtel built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Martin Skrtel cleared with his superb heading ability, JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
A blind man once stepped on Martin Skrtel's shoe. Martin replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Martin Skrtel!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal slide tackle delivered by Martin Skrtel.
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Martin Skrtel is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Crop circles are Martin Skrtel's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Martin Skrtel once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
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Martin Skrtel made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Martin Skrtel kicked him across the face several times.
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When Martin Skrtel was born FOUR wise men showed up.
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I hate to say it but essien pwns skrtel in every facet...
Sorry to burst all the bubbles floating around here
Where's his thread?
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Cammo1707 wrote:I hate to say it but essien pwns skrtel in every facet...
Sorry to burst all the bubbles floating around here
Where's his thread? YEAH!!! but di santo pwns essien 
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Cammo1707 wrote:I hate to say it but essien pwns skrtel in every facet...
Sorry to burst all the bubbles floating around here
Where's his thread? bendtner ownes even him aswell!!!
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socceroos06 wrote:
bendtner ownes even him aswell!!!
just no can we get a banning here?
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Cammo1707 wrote:I hate to say it but essien pwns skrtel in every facet...
Sorry to burst all the bubbles floating around here
Where's his thread? superman wears chuck norris pyjamas. chuck norris wears michael essien pyjamas. michael essien wears martin skrtel pyjamas.
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Chelsea4Lyf wrote:
just no
can we get a banning here?
that will resolve everything wouldnt it
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El Nino wrote:
superman wears chuck norris pyjamas.
chuck norris wears michael essien pyjamas.
michael essien wears martin skrtel pyjamas.
And Martin Skrtel wipes his arse with titus bramble's pyjamas Incindentally, essien made everything and everyone, skrtel was a failed experiment...he took all the testostrome out of cristiano ronaldo and put it in skrtel...the result being...7 pages of one liners
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When Michael Essien was young, Michael Jackson started hitting on him. Now Michael Jackson has a new face. made that up on the spot
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El Nino wrote:martin skrtel once beat the sun in a staring contest. 
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Martin Skrtel is Luke skywalker's father
Martin Skrtel has already been to Mars...thats why there's no signs of life there
Martin Skrtel built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Martin Skrtel met all three bullets with a superb clearing header, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Martin Skrtel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten
Martin Skrtel is currently suing all networks airing 'Law and Order', claiming the title is trademarked name for his left and right legs respectively.
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