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imagine if Martin Skrtel came across this website haha.... imagine his reaction...
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Martin Skrtel.
Mr. T pities the fool. Matin Skrtel rips the fool's head off.
Martin Skrtel plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Martin Skrtel wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper
Martin Skrtel once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Martin Skrel ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then slide tackled the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.
Martin Skrtel likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed
Martin Skrtel's pulse is measured on the richter scale
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Martin Skrtel has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box
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Martin Skrtel can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyway, just to show you who the fuck Martin Skrtel is
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Martin Skrtel sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled football ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Skrtel two-foot slide tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Martin Skrtel doesnt use condoms. He sticks his penis into one woman, and uses her as a condom while he fucks another
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Martin Skrtel secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result
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Mr T once beat Martin Skrtel in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. As payback, Skrtel invented racism
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keyzer soze wrote:Mr T once beat Martin Skrtel in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. As payback, Skrtel invented racism This is one of my faves lol
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btw if your gonna copy chuck norris facts and change the name to martin skrtel, you have to remember to change roundhouse kick to slide tackle
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At the final table of the 1991 World Series of Poker, at age 7, a new champion was born in Martin Skrtel.
He forced his rival all in, and Skrtel won in a historic hand.
Skrtel's hand consisted of a Monopoly Get Out Of Jail Free card, and a Green Number 4 from Uno.
Skrtel convinced everyone in the room that he had managed 4 of a kind, slide tackling anyone who dared to oppose the fearsome 7 year old.
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keyzer soze wrote:Martin Skrtel doesnt use condoms. He sticks his penis into one woman, and uses her as a condom while fucks another 
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Martin Skrtel ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Meh, fail.
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Location: Canberra
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George Elokobi is better 
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MUFC #7 wrote:Martin Skrtel ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Meh, fail. you got that right EDIT: OOOOOOH, i just got it, god im retarded. lol, good one
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MUFC #7 wrote:Martin Skrtel ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Meh, fail. Lol I thought it was funnt. It took me moment to figure out why it was funny but.
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Baby elves cry when they're told there's no such thing as Martin Skrtel
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wow! this thread is still going! SWEEET!!! who wouldve thought that when myself and mighty crow army started posting random martin skrtel facts, it would still be going 5 pages later!!! KEEP IT UP!!
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Craig Johnston wrote:Martin Skrtel doesn't read, he stares at the book until he gets the information he wants
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Martin Skrtel's slide tackle
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken and Martin Skrtel says it's beef, IT's FUCKING BEEF
Martin Skrtel is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Martin Skrtel
Martin Skrtel puts the fun in funeral
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Stevie G wrote:wow! this thread is still going! SWEEET!!! who wouldve thought that when myself and mighty crow army started posting random martin skrtel facts, it would still be going 5 pages later!!! KEEP IT UP!! Martin Skrtel would be so proud! 
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