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they would deadset have to kneecap this bloke with a sledgehammer to keep him off the park. chuck norris would be proud
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old news
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Craig Johnston wrote:
no it's not
yeah it is. it was posted in the other Skrtel thread on like tuesday i think!
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Mighty Crow Army wrote:
yeah it is. it was posted in the other Skrtel thread on like tuesday i think!
oh well, another liverpool thread from yours truly doesn't hurt 
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Craig Johnston wrote:oh well, another liverpool thread from yours truly doesn't hurt yeah we all love liverpool
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sprooly wrote:
yeah we all love liverpool
thats the ticket sp oofly
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AND THE SKRTEL FACTS BEGIN....
when the boogey man goes to sleep each night, he checks his closet for martin skrtel!
martin skrtel doesnt get frostbite, martin skrtel bites frost!
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Martin Skrtel doesn't feel pain, pain feels Martin Skrtel!
Martin Skrtel doesn't sleep, sleep Martin Skrtel's!
Martin Skrtel doesn't walk his dogs, Martin Skrtel eats his dogs!
Martin Skrtel doesn't get angry, angry gets Martin Skrtel!
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Martin Skrtel once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Martin Skrtel won by 5.
When Martin Skrtel falls in water, Martin Skrtel doesn't get wet. Water gets Martin Skrtel
When Martin Skrtel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Martin Skrtel didnt shave his hair, it jumped off his head out of sheer terror
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rofl
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 He won by 5!
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When Martin Skrtel was aked what his favourite drink was "Pepsi" or "Coke", he replied: "Oil"!
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Martin Skrtel can divide by 0!
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1 Martin Skrtel Slide Tackle!
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Mighty Crow Army wrote:When Martin Skrtel was aked what his favourite drink was "Pepsi" or "Coke", he replied: "Oil"! Martin Skrtel lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off. When Martin Skrtel picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold Martin Skrtel wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. Martin Skrtel doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. im out. hahahaha, cant remember anymore
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When Martin Skrtel was aked what his favourite Team was he Replied Arsenal
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Stevie G wrote:Martin Skrtel lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off. When Martin Skrtel picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold Martin Skrtel wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. Martin Skrtel doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.im out. hahahaha, cant remember anymore
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arsenalbroncos wrote:When Martin Skrtel was aked what his favourite Team was he Replied Arsenal *Shakes Head*
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Mighty Crow Army wrote:
*Shakes Head*
*nods head in agreement*
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