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i hate it when that happens... Quote:A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the ***** of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.
The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his ***** while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.
Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."
After detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's *****. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.
The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.
He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.
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Joined: 10/17/2004 Posts: 1,441 Location: sydney, Australia
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A couple of things...
1) How does a fish go up the ***** when you are urinating? How did it handle the pressure?
2) That fish is nearly a friggin square, lol
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Joined: 11/6/2007 Posts: 3,636 Location: b-rat
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OMG that would be soooooooooo painful
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Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 1,136 Location: Wellaire, Magpie at heart though
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oh gutted for this dude
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Joined: 11/26/2007 Posts: 224 Location: Sydney
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who else cringed when they read this?
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oh what the fuck
that hurts to think about
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Joined: 6/28/2007 Posts: 4,968 Location: anywhere but melbourne
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14yo boy was later named as sibs
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abskebabs wrote:14yo boy was later named as sibs No wonder he's gone missing
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abskebabs wrote:14yo boy was later named as sibs lol!
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abskebabs wrote:14yo boy was later named as sibs LMAO! well I read in a paper a few years ago(MX, the one u get at the train stations in vic) that a boy from India was having periods through his wang. weird that.
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Joined: 12/10/2007 Posts: 1,062 Location: Brisbane, Australia
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vieires wrote:A couple of things...
1) How does a fish go up the ***** when you are urinating? How did it handle the pressure?
2) That fish is nearly a friggin square, lol Yea there's definately something fishy about all this!!!
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vieires wrote:A couple of things...
1) How does a fish go up the ***** when you are urinating? How did it handle the pressure?
2) That fish is nearly a friggin square, lol "Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!.."
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Geezaz... right up the jap eye? Crazy. Painful. F@#king embarrassing.
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Joined: 10/29/2007 Posts: 1,117 Location: glen waverley
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I heard about these on a do*****entary that was on ABC called 'Body Snatchers", if I'm not mistaken. They're found largely in the amazon and are parasitic. You just wish they could find a better way to go about being parasites....
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that made me cringe
that sibs comment was gold btw
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Shiiiiit that would hurt SO bad
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outstrung wrote:I heard about these on a do*****entary that was on ABC called 'Body Snatchers", if I'm not mistaken. They're found largely in the amazon and are parasitic. You just wish they could find a better way to go about being parasites.... This fish is also known to attack humans and animals and swim into an orifice (the va.gin.a, an.us, or even the pe.nis—and deep into the ure.thra).[4] Because of spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to remove except through surgery.[7] Though there have been do*****ented candiru attacks on humans,[8] there is no evidence the fish can survive once inside a human. The danger for the person lies more in the infection and shock that results from having the organism lodged there for an extended period of time than from physical damage done by the actual fish itself. The fish locates its human targets when people urinate near the fish. A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiruthat is fu.ck.ed - note to self: never pi.ss in the amazon haha
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it actually doesn't hurt that much its feels kinda good
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Hmmmm: Quote:The fish locates its human targets when people urinate near the fish. A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. This is physically impossible as the maximum swimming velocity of the fish is insufficient to oppose the downward velocity of the urine stream, and the further impossible act of the 5–14 mm wide fish maintaining position and thrust within a 2–7 mm wide column of fluid. Only a larger fish such as a Salmon or Trout could leap the required distance, however there will be an obvious size of fish versus size of ***** issue here. There has been a case where the victim claimed that the fish jumped while he was urinating from the bank of a river. They are also probably not attracted to pure urine.[4] It is believed that they are only able to enter a human urethra when it is expanded during urination.[8] weird
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AUFC-AFC wrote:This fish is also known to attack humans and animals and swim into an orifice (the va.gin.a, an.us, or even the pe.nis—and deep into the ure.thra).[4] Because of spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to remove except through surgery.[7] Though there have been do*****ented candiru attacks on humans,[8] there is no evidence the fish can survive once inside a human. The danger for the person lies more in the infection and shock that results from having the organism lodged there for an extended period of time than from physical damage done by the actual fish itself. The fish locates its human targets when people urinate near the fish. A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiruthat is fu.ck.ed - note to self: never pi.ss in the amazon haha was reading that and just had to cross my legs and cringe.
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