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nufc09
Posted: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 7:31:13 PM
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i hate it when that happens...

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A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the ***** of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.

The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his ***** while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."

After detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's *****. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.

He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.
vieires
Posted: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 7:48:31 PM
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A couple of things...

1) How does a fish go up the ***** when you are urinating? How did it handle the pressure?

2) That fish is nearly a friggin square, lol
ernie = top coach in a-league
Posted: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 7:53:28 PM
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OMG that would be soooooooooo painful
Hendo Maroon
Posted: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 8:04:04 PM
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oh gutted for this dude
Yipsy
Posted: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 8:07:13 PM
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who else cringed when they read this?
a_F_c
Posted: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 8:10:55 PM
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oh what the fuck

that hurts to think about
abskebabs
Posted: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 8:17:58 PM
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14yo boy was later named as sibs
Yipsy
Posted: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 8:19:10 PM
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abskebabs wrote:
14yo boy was later named as sibs


Laughing Laughing

No wonder he's gone missing
a_F_c
Posted: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 9:05:52 PM
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abskebabs wrote:
14yo boy was later named as sibs


lol! Laughing
Enforcer
Posted: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 11:41:27 PM
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abskebabs wrote:
14yo boy was later named as sibs


LMAO!

well I read in a paper a few years ago(MX, the one u get at the train stations in vic) that a boy from India was having periods through his wang. weird that.
JimmyDee
Posted: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 11:49:50 PM
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vieires wrote:
A couple of things...

1) How does a fish go up the ***** when you are urinating? How did it handle the pressure?

2) That fish is nearly a friggin square, lol


Yea there's definately something fishy about all this!!!
Bizzaro
Posted: Thursday, September 18, 2008 12:40:08 PM
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vieires wrote:
A couple of things...

1) How does a fish go up the ***** when you are urinating? How did it handle the pressure?

2) That fish is nearly a friggin square, lol


"Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!.."
bsk2002
Posted: Thursday, September 18, 2008 4:44:24 PM
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Geezaz... right up the jap eye?

Crazy. Painful. F@#king embarrassing. Laughing
outstrung
Posted: Thursday, September 18, 2008 5:06:45 PM
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I heard about these on a do*****entary that was on ABC called 'Body Snatchers", if I'm not mistaken. They're found largely in the amazon and are parasitic. You just wish they could find a better way to go about being parasites....
adders
Posted: Friday, September 19, 2008 10:17:14 AM
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that made me cringe

that sibs comment was gold btw
samthaman15
Posted: Friday, September 19, 2008 12:01:12 PM
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Shiiiiit that would hurt SO bad
AUFC-AFC
Posted: Friday, September 19, 2008 3:13:36 PM
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outstrung wrote:
I heard about these on a do*****entary that was on ABC called 'Body Snatchers", if I'm not mistaken. They're found largely in the amazon and are parasitic. You just wish they could find a better way to go about being parasites....


This fish is also known to attack humans and animals and swim into an orifice (the va.gin.a, an.us, or even the pe.nis—and deep into the ure.thra).[4] Because of spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to remove except through surgery.[7] Though there have been do*****ented candiru attacks on humans,[8] there is no evidence the fish can survive once inside a human. The danger for the person lies more in the infection and shock that results from having the organism lodged there for an extended period of time than from physical damage done by the actual fish itself.

The fish locates its human targets when people urinate near the fish. A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

that is fu.ck.ed - note to self: never pi.ss in the amazon haha
Alitis of footy
Posted: Friday, September 19, 2008 3:35:43 PM
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it actually doesn't hurt that much its feels kinda good
ossie
Posted: Friday, September 19, 2008 3:53:01 PM
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Hmmmm:

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The fish locates its human targets when people urinate near the fish. A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. This is physically impossible as the maximum swimming velocity of the fish is insufficient to oppose the downward velocity of the urine stream, and the further impossible act of the 5–14 mm wide fish maintaining position and thrust within a 2–7 mm wide column of fluid. Only a larger fish such as a Salmon or Trout could leap the required distance, however there will be an obvious size of fish versus size of ***** issue here. There has been a case where the victim claimed that the fish jumped while he was urinating from the bank of a river. They are also probably not attracted to pure urine.[4] It is believed that they are only able to enter a human urethra when it is expanded during urination.[8]



weird
Enforcer
Posted: Friday, September 19, 2008 4:21:03 PM
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AUFC-AFC wrote:


This fish is also known to attack humans and animals and swim into an orifice (the va.gin.a, an.us, or even the pe.nis—and deep into the ure.thra).[4] Because of spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to remove except through surgery.[7] Though there have been do*****ented candiru attacks on humans,[8] there is no evidence the fish can survive once inside a human. The danger for the person lies more in the infection and shock that results from having the organism lodged there for an extended period of time than from physical damage done by the actual fish itself.

The fish locates its human targets when people urinate near the fish. A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

that is fu.ck.ed - note to self: never pi.ss in the amazon haha


was reading that and just had to cross my legs and cringe.
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