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Cronk'sArmy
Posted: Thursday, August 21, 2008 5:46:35 PM
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DestructionInc wrote:

"not have sexual relations with him", and this was


the downfall of Bill Clinton who had always had an odd fondness towards
DestructionInc
Posted: Thursday, August 21, 2008 5:49:11 PM
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:


the downfall of Bill Clinton who had always had an odd fondness towards

Monica Lewinsky, who strangely resembled Caroline Wilson. Bill didn't mind because...
Cronk'sArmy
Posted: Thursday, August 21, 2008 5:56:19 PM
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DestructionInc wrote:

Monica Lewinsky, who strangely resembled Caroline Wilson. Bill didn't mind because...


he liked women who thought they knew their stuff about AFL but were ...
DestructionInc
Posted: Thursday, August 21, 2008 6:42:03 PM
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:


he liked women who thought they knew their stuff about AFL but were ...

really clueless about anything to with balls, like...
hawksforpm
Posted: Friday, August 22, 2008 12:15:24 AM
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DestructionInc wrote:

really clueless about anything to with balls, like...


that hot blonde who lived in a large brick house... one day she decided to hook up with her equally hot blonde friend and make paper planes, which they then threw at these big bearded twits from..........
Hi Kosta Livin
Posted: Friday, August 22, 2008 7:58:44 AM
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hawksforpm wrote:


that hot blonde who lived in a large brick house... one day she decided to hook up with her equally hot blonde friend and make paper planes, which they then threw at these big bearded twits from..........


the upper floor window that happened to look out over a marvelous view of
DestructionInc
Posted: Friday, August 22, 2008 7:25:56 PM
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Hi Kosta Livin wrote:


the upper floor window that happened to look out over a marvelous view of

Pamela Andersons breasts, which DestructionInc and CronksArmy played with because...
Cronk'sArmy
Posted: Friday, August 22, 2008 7:40:59 PM
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DestructionInc wrote:

Pamela Andersons breasts, which DestructionInc and CronksArmy played with because...


they were quite bored, with Stephanie Rice doing her famous routine of....
Lachy
Posted: Friday, August 22, 2008 7:57:15 PM
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:


they were quite bored, with Stephanie Rice doing her famous routine of....


her smiling, which attracts...........
Stevie G
Posted: Friday, August 22, 2008 8:19:49 PM
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men from across world, as well as gold medals which...
arsenalbroncos
Posted: Saturday, August 23, 2008 1:11:24 AM
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she sold to eamon sullivan for an undisclosed amount.
hawksforpm
Posted: Sunday, August 24, 2008 12:05:54 AM
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arsenalbroncos wrote:
she sold to eamon sullivan for an undisclosed amount.


But....quite unbelievably...when he melted them down so he could turn them into cheese knives, he found that the so called gold medals were actually........
Enforcer
Posted: Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:47:34 PM
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hawksforpm wrote:


But....quite unbelievably...when he melted them down so he could turn them into cheese knives, he found that the so called gold medals were actually........


ceramic, which wasn't going to make...
hawksforpm
Posted: Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:57:21 PM
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Enforcer wrote:


ceramic, which wasn't going to make...


the cheese knives he desired....so he scampered off to the local butcher and bought a kilo of.....
socceroos06
Posted: Thursday, August 28, 2008 7:26:44 PM
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hawksforpm wrote:


the cheese knives he desired....so he scampered off to the local butcher and bought a kilo of.....


porkchops which made Stephanie rice...
hawksforpm
Posted: Thursday, August 28, 2008 10:14:13 PM
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socceroos06 wrote:


porkchops which made Stephanie rice...


Vomit BLOOOD...as she is a.............
Hi Kosta Livin
Posted: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:55:12 AM
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hawksforpm wrote:


Vomit BLOOOD...as she is a.............


quite good looking vampire with a fine muscular body which would help in luring unsuspecting victims back to her coffin-bed so that a whole lot of shaking could be goin' on.

Meanwhile back at the edge of a black hole Thomas Widelmess could not decide whether to jump in and become anti-matter or go back home and cook some sausages that look like anti-matter and put them on some toast to have for
RedDevils
Posted: Thursday, September 11, 2008 5:50:37 PM
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Hi Kosta Livin wrote:


quite good looking vampire with a fine muscular body which would help in luring unsuspecting victims back to her coffin-bed so that a whole lot of shaking could be goin' on.

Meanwhile back at the edge of a black hole Thomas Widelmess could not decide whether to jump in and become anti-matter or go back home and cook some sausages that look like anti-matter and put them on some toast to have for


*****
El Nino
Posted: Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:17:36 PM
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Hi Kosta Livin wrote:


quite good looking vampire with a fine muscular body which would help in luring unsuspecting victims back to her coffin-bed so that a whole lot of shaking could be goin' on.

Meanwhile back at the edge of a black hole Thomas Widelmess could not decide whether to jump in and become anti-matter or go back home and cook some sausages that look like anti-matter and put them on some toast to have for


dinner, as he has a very low budget and thus cannot afford to indulge in...
hunter69
Posted: Thursday, September 11, 2008 11:10:16 PM
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A cheap Prostitute that looked like Brendon Favola on a mad monday; but acuatlly was the real Brendon Favola still tring to get over that Shane Warne and his ability to.......
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