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hawksforpm wrote:
absolutly bonkers when the toaster burnt their bread. But, the biggest problem was....
his premature ejaculation. This annoyed the greatest sportswoman of the world as when these 2 great sports people got together on a Saturday night......
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seethebombersflyup1 wrote:
his premature ejaculation. This annoyed the greatest sportswoman of the world as when these 2 great sports people got together on a Saturday night......
all that was on was *****king Vicar of Dibley. This was a problem because
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Chelsea4Lyf wrote:
all that was on was *****king Vicar of Dibley.
This was a problem because
This does not help the greatest-sportsperson-in-the-world's *****ion problems as the Vicar is an extremely large woman who is not attractive. He then flicked the channel over to.....
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watch Bear Grylls on another one of his epic jaunts into Mother Nature. After an hour of that dross, he...
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Lord Kvlt wrote:watch Bear Grylls on another one of his epic jaunts into Mother Nature. After an hour of that dross, he... decided to go for a walk. He decided to walk to the local football game being played at........
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Anfield.
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Where unfortunately for the supporters, Liverpool were being trounced by Carlisle United with Liverpool's latest signing Titus Bramble scoring a hat-trick....of own goals
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His name was all over the back page of the paper the next morning. He found a positive out of the game though, it was that he finally.......
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got heckled by the fans so much that he was released from the club, only to be picked up by Newcastle again, because apprarantly, they thought they thought it was a different person
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because Geordies have very little brains!
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Mighty Crow Army wrote:because Geordies have very little brains! Since there was no lead onto a new sentence I didn't know what to write. So I just decided to completely change the topic to...
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Chelsea4Lyf wrote:
Since there was no lead onto a new sentence I didn't know what to write.
So I just decided to completely change the topic to...
the spoon collection of osama bin laden....although he only had one, it was...
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hawksforpm wrote:
the spoon collection of osama bin laden....although he only had one, it was...
quite a spoon, the only one of its kind for it had a unique quality, a quality to.....
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:
quite a spoon, the only one of its kind for it had a unique quality, a quality to.....
end the need for all spoons, ever...in saying that, it turns out it was a knife, which when you think about it seems a lot more logical, but...
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Cammo1707 wrote:
end the need for all spoons, ever...in saying that, it turns out it was a knife, which when you think about it seems a lot more logical, but...
for some reason, the spoon, now known as "The Knife" had an uncanny ability to be able to....
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:
for some reason, the spoon, now known as "The Knife" had an uncanny ability to be able to....
Hide people in caves, making it very useful to its owner
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Cammo1707 wrote:
Hide people in caves, making it very useful to its owner
George Bush, AKA Osama bin Laden. George Bush often hid in caves because....
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Chelsea4Lyf wrote:
George Bush, AKA Osama bin Laden.
George Bush often hid in caves because....
He had to hide from the masses every time he said something stupid, which was at least every other day
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Cammo1707 wrote:
He had to hide from the masses every time he said something stupid, which was at least every other day
often when he was in front of the press, making his lack of intelligence obvious to the hole world except for....
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:
often when he was in front of the press, making his lack of intelligence obvious to the hole world except for....
John Howard, who for some reason assumed that he was in alliance with the smartest person in the world...and although it turned out he just liked a man with power...
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