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Chelsea4Lyf wrote:
he decided just to pee out of a car window.
While Sonny Bill was peeing out the window...
he noticed someone familiar walking past. He soon realised that this person was none other then.....
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seethebombersflyup1 wrote:
he noticed someone familiar walking past. He soon realised that this person was none other then.....
Craig Foster. He thought in his head, maybe i should stop peeing then he thought...
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Chelsea4Lyf wrote:
Craig Foster.
He thought in his head, maybe i should stop peeing then he thought...
maybe i should pee on him instead and he...
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DestructionInc wrote:
maybe i should pee on him instead and he...
just closed his eyes and went with the flow. Craig Foster was thinking wtf just happened. He came to the conclusion that...
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Chelsea4Lyf wrote:
just closed his eyes and went with the flow.
Craig Foster was thinking wtf just happened. He came to the conclusion that...
the socceroos will win a world cup one day and
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socceroos06 wrote:
the socceroos will win a world cup one day and
he will captain them that day. Then suddenly someone overheard his muttering and sneaked up behind him and...
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Chelsea4Lyf wrote:
he will captain them that day.
Then suddenly someone overheard his muttering and sneaked up behind him and...
Shouted in his ear "FOOOZZZZZYYYYYY". Craig turned around to see David Basheer, stark naked, with
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Aardvark wrote:
Shouted in his ear "FOOOZZZZZYYYYYY". Craig turned around to see David Basheer, stark naked, with
Wayne Carey in his arms He claimed he had found him in...
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Chelsea4Lyf wrote:
Wayne Carey in his arms
He claimed he had found him in...
his wifes bedroom and...
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socceroos06 wrote:
his wifes bedroom and...
he was bashing her up He said that he would keep quiet if Wayne would...
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Chelsea4Lyf wrote:
he was bashing her up
He said that he would keep quiet if Wayne would...
tie her to the bed while...
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socceroos06 wrote:
tie her to the bed while...
Chelsea4lyf and socceroos06 got intimate and Wayne stroked his mangina. It is not uncommon for people to take tangents in a parallel universe, and this is no exception. You see, this is exactly what Yentil, the placid yabbie-like creature, thought as he was cast through a black hole from his stagnating life. He could not stop thinking of
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Aardvark wrote:
Chelsea4lyf and socceroos06 got intimate and Wayne stroked his mangina.
It is not uncommon for people to take tangents in a parallel universe, and this is no exception. You see, this is exactly what Yentil, the placid yabbie-like creature, thought as he was cast through a black hole from his stagnating life. He could not stop thinking of
George Bush. How could a man possible be so stupid yet so powerful. As Yentil the placid yabbie-like creature thought about George Bush, he was instantly reminded of.....
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Aardvark finding his way to Chealsea4lyf's bedroom while socceroos06...
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socceroos06 wrote:Aardvark finding his way to Chealsea4lyf's bedroom while socceroos06... walked in front of a speeding train, providing much needed glee for those in the parallel universe. Chelsea4lyf and Aardvark were lamenting the loss for less than a second, until they realised socceroos06 contributed nothing and could not even stay within the boundless realm of a story. With this thought firmly in mind, they called out the window to a smiling
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Aardvark wrote:
walked in front of a speeding train, providing much needed glee for those in the parallel universe. Chelsea4lyf and Aardvark were lamenting the loss for less than a second, until they realised socceroos06 contributed nothing and could not even stay within the boundless realm of a story. With this thought firmly in mind, they called out the window to a smiling
Ferzel who had come from the Milky Way holiday home for stressed parallel universe travellers that had been caught up in the big bang that happened when Myzorgo The Magnificent dropped his emperixalitenfinkgapel after finding a stranger than normal
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Hi Kosta Livin wrote:
Ferzel who had come from the Milky Way holiday home for stressed parallel universe travellers that had been caught up in the big bang that happened when Myzorgo The Magnificent dropped his emperixalitenfinkgapel after finding a stranger than normal
game called rugby league. This magnificent game, lit up his eyes, he had never seen so much skill, poise and excitement in his life. This was suddenly cut short when.....
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:
game called rugby league. This magnificent game, lit up his eyes, he had never seen so much skill, poise and excitement in his life. This was suddenly cut short when.....
an elephant fell out of a tree and landed on him. The doctors at the hospital were thinking...
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Chelsea4Lyf wrote:
an elephant fell out of a tree and landed on him.
The doctors at the hospital were thinking...
it looks as though he as broken his patella, mandible, eye socket, fibula, humerous and fractured three vertebrae, however luckily for him he.....
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:
it looks as though he as broken his patella, mandible, eye socket, fibula, humerous and fractured three vertebrae, however luckily for him he.....
didnt lose his....
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