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Hi Kosta Livin wrote:
a camera mounted on a tripod as big as a
mountain lion. Kevin, pants around ankles, was vigorously thrusting the camera until
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Aardvark wrote:
mountain lion. Kevin, pants around ankles, was vigorously thrusting the camera until
a group of pilgrims walked passed, looking lost, far away from the....
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:
a group of pilgrims walked passed, looking lost, far away from the....
cave in the Himalayas where they were supposed to be going for the annual pilgrimage to see the ice lingham that is said to be the source of the sacred Ganges River. The tour organisers were getting worried as
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Hi Kosta Livin wrote:
cave in the Himalayas where they were supposed to be going for the annual pilgrimage to see the ice lingham that is said to be the source of the sacred Ganges River.
The tour organisers were getting worried as
the pilgrims were not to be found anywhere, so they decided to...
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:
the pilgrims were not to be found anywhere, so they decided to...
do what they were very good at and organise another tour. This tour would take in some of the most spectacular rock formations in the world at
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Hi Kosta Livin wrote:
do what they were very good at and organise another tour.
This tour would take in some of the most spectacular rock formations in the world at
rock formations'r'us, the store to fulfill all your rock formations desires. The pilgrims where worried when
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Aardvark wrote:
rock formations'r'us, the store to fulfill all your rock formations desires.
The pilgrims where worried when
Todd Carney appeared, looking drunk, they feared for their......
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:
Todd Carney appeared, looking drunk, they feared for their......
virginity as he approached.....
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virginity as he approached.....
they fled in shock horror as they realised he was about to flop out his.....
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:
they fled in shock horror as they realised he was about to flop out his.....
long slimy and surprisingly dark...
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mophead_91 wrote:
long slimy and surprisingly dark...
whipper s*****. Todd Carney carried this with him at all times in case of.....
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:
whipper s*****. Todd Carney carried this with him at all times in case of.....
Sonny Bill Williams coming back and asking him to go to France and become a.........
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hunter69 wrote:
Sonny Bill Williams coming back and asking him to go to France and become a.........
French maid, usually an occupation Todd Carney would enjoy dressing up as with his good........
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Cronk'sArmy wrote:
French maid, usually an occupation Todd Carney would enjoy dressing up as with his good........
legs. But alas one had been lost in a bizarre accident involving a set of self assembly shelves and a roller skate and his wooden....
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hedwerk wrote:
legs. But alas one had been lost in a bizarre accident involving a set of self assembly shelves and a roller skate and his wooden....
abacus that he used to calculate how much he had spent on beer and spirits in the last month. The accident turned nasty when the doctor mis read the patient chart and started cutting off his
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Hi Kosta Livin wrote:
abacus that he used to calculate how much he had spent on beer and spirits in the last month.
The accident turned nasty when the doctor mis read the patient chart and started cutting off his
left toes. Midway through this, the doctor exclaimed loudly to Todd: "....
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filthridden wrote:
left toes. Midway through this, the doctor exclaimed loudly to Todd: "....
FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKK I hope you don't need to kick anything in the future but no worries I'll just glue some of your Grandma's
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Hi Kosta Livin wrote:
FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKK I hope you don't need to kick anything in the future but no worries I'll just glue some of your Grandma's
pubes to your chin and sit you in the reject bin. Meanwhile
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Aardvark wrote:
pubes to your chin and sit you in the reject bin. Meanwhile
Sonney bill was still trying to convince Todd to go to France until...
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socceroos06 wrote:
Sonney bill was still trying to convince Todd to go to France until...
he decided just to pee out of a car window. While Sonny Bill was peeing out the window...
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