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And I dont mean *****ola like "Play it once Sam" or "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn".
No, I'm talking about one liners you hear in movies that make you put your fist in your palm and say "That's Gold!"
From Robocop 1
Robert Morton is in his house with 2 chicks doin drugs and Clarence Bodiker (spelling?) comes in and says:
"*****es Leave"
That's gold!
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haha
in harry potter 5, hermione and ron are talking about cho and harry's love life
ron says something terrible (forget what)
hermione says,
"ron, just because your emotions for love are the size of a tea spoon, doesnt mean everyone else's is."
OHHH RON GOT RIPPED
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sibs#12 wrote :
haha
in harry potter 5, hermione and ron are talking about cho and harry's love life
ron says something terrible (forget what)
hermione says,
"ron, just because your emotions for love are the size of a tea spoon, doesnt mean everyone else's is."
OHHH RON GOT RIPPED
Yes, but... Bleh, too many bad memories. Suffice to say Rowling can't do romance for shaite. The movies will follow (thus making this rant slightly relevant). Um... "Yippie-kai-yay, mother****er!" definitely.
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sibs#12 wrote :
haha
in harry potter 5, hermione and ron are talking about cho and harry's love life
ron says something terrible (forget what)
hermione says,
"ron, just because your emotions for love are the size of a tea spoon, doesnt mean everyone else's is."
OHHH RON GOT RIPPED
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - thats gold!
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Im back for one last post, i couldnt resist, i love movie threads  "GOOSFRABA"
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig does whatever a Spider Pig Does. etc...
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Spider Pig, Spider Pig does whatever a Spider Pig Does. etc...
I'm the only one I know who never found that funny...
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bundys_bro wrote :
Spider Pig, Spider Pig does whatever a Spider Pig Does. etc...
Lame. as if that is funny. that movie is for 8 year olds.
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anything from anchorman possibly one of the funniest movies ever made.
"i ate a big red candle"
"it works 60% percent of the time all the time"
"san diego, which in german means a whales vagiina"
man theres about a million funnier ones i just forgot em all
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In Die Hard 3, When Sam Jackson is in the car with Willis and as they are driving through the park,
Jackson: "ARE YOU TRYING TO HIT THOSE PEOPLE??????"
WIllis: "No! Well maybe that mime........"
Love that line. That movie has some great back and forth stuff between Willis and Jackson.
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mafiadogz wrote :
And I dont mean *****ola like "Play it once Sam" or "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn".
No, I'm talking about one liners you hear in movies that make you put your fist in your palm and say "That's Gold!"
From Robocop 1
Robert Morton is in his house with 2 chicks doin drugs and Clarence Bodiker (spelling?) comes in and says:
"*****es Leave"
That's gold!
Like off Channel Nine's 50-to-1 special? Haha... He's dreamin'. I demand to know why Andy Dufresne wasn't in the Saints or Sinners edition!!!
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Lame. as if that is funny. that movie is for 8 year olds.
yeah that movie didnt live up to my expectations, all the new episodes of the simpsons are *****' house. heres my quote, and you people better know where its from: 'you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?'
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'you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?'
It aint easy, being cheesy
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rexta wrote :
yeah that movie didnt live up to my expectations, all the new episodes of the simpsons are *****' house.
heres my quote, and you people better know where its from:
'you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?'
'A Royale with Cheese' Pulp Fiction of course!!! 'Do you know why they don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?'
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From one of the Naked Gun movies:
Drebin is arguing with Jane in a restaurant when he yells out:
"I haven't had this much s.e.x since I was a boy scout leader!"
All the people in the restaurant turn around in silence and Drebin adds:
"I meant I was in a relationship at the time."
Classic stuff!
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Patches O'Houlihan from Dodgeball:
"Necessary? It's not necessary that I drink my own urine, but it's sterile and I like how it tastes."
Billy Madison:
whoa, Ms. Lippy, The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits? You get your ass out there, and you find that ******* dog!
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nobody makes me bleed my own blood, NOBODY
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Hahahaha. Some great posts. I have another one:
Team America
Gary says "I promise I will never die"
Under the cir*****stances - THAT"S gold!!
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one time, at band camp........
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"Surely you cant be serious?"
"I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley"
Airplane- Shatner, Nielson, Bridges in fine form
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